Ponzi Labs LLC

Revolutionizing Crypto Pumps

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Welcome to Ponzi Labs, the unofficial, legally-questionable, spiritually-bankrupt lab where we don’t build the future — we pump it and meme it. Forget real utility; we’re all about flash-fire rocketships, wild FOMO, and insane, short-lived gains.No fundamentals, no ethics, just pure hopium-fueled chaos and liquidity magic. We’ve studied greed, FOMO, and meme warfare to craft a token-launching machine that shoots from zero to “temporary godhood” faster than you can say, “not financial advice.”Ponzi Labs isn’t a company — it’s a decentralized cult of degens worshipping the pump gods. Join us. Ditch logic. Embrace absurdity. HODL the chaos.

Rewards

Let’s be honest: most tokens give you nothing but false hope and a chart that looks like a ski slope. $PONZI, on the other hand, actually pays you — in sweet, glorious SOL — just for holding the token and resisting the urge to panic-sell like a peasant with paper hands.Here’s how it works: every time some poor soul buys or sells $PONZI, they generate LP fees. Normally, these fees disappear into the abyss or fund some developer’s third McLaren. Not here. At $PONZI, all LP fees from trading volume get redistributed straight to loyal holders. That’s right — the more $PONZI you clutch with diamond hands, the bigger your cut of the SOL pie.But wait — there’s more degeneracy.A completely random snapshot is taken once every 24 hours. That means you don’t know when it’s coming. You could be on the toilet, deep in a meme war, or panic-checking the chart at 3am. Doesn’t matter. If you’re holding when the snapshot hits, you're in. If you sold two seconds before it? Cry harder.The randomness is powered by BelieveApp — and honestly, if you’re trusting something called “$PONZI” for passive income, you might as well believe in magic, too.We built this to make quitting impossible and selling feel like a war crime. You’ll wake up every day wondering, “Did I just get free SOL for holding a coin called $PONZI?” Yes. Yes you did. And the guy who sold before the snapshot? He bought back higher. Again.This isn’t just a reward system. It’s a psychological trap. A degeneracy feedback loop. A mechanism to ensure maximum FOMO and eternal regret for the weak.So hold tight, embrace the chaos, and let $PONZI make you rich in the dumbest way imaginable.

Mission

To unapologetically become the largest startup the world has ever seen — starting from a laughable, microscopic $25,000 market cap. Yes, you read that right. Not $25 million. Not even $250k. Just 25k, like the budget of a poorly made indie film. And yet, the vision? Colossal. The ambition? Unhinged.We’re not promising utility. We’re not pretending to revolutionize finance. We’re not here to build the next decentralized Uber for dogs. No. We’re here to make history in the most backwards, degenerate way possible.Imagine this: a token literally called $PONZI flipping the returns of legacy titans like Tesla or Nvidia. Imagine your financial advisor trying to explain to you how a project with zero roadmap, zero utility, and 100% vibes ended up outperforming everything in their carefully balanced portfolio.How funny — no, how poetic — would it be if $PONZI became the largest asset in crypto? Bigger than Bitcoin. Bigger than ETH. The king of memes, the lord of rug potential, the sultan of speculative degeneracy.

Bernie Madoff

The architect of the greatest Ponzi scheme in modern history.While others built portfolios, Bernie built pyramids — not in Egypt, but in the financial system itself.His philosophy? Confidence is everything.Verification is for suckers.We keep a framed photo of him in the office — next to a candle and a bottle of aged snake oil.

Jordan Belfort

The original Wolf of Wall Street.A man who could sell sand in a desert, and then convince you to leverage it.His teachings remind us that hype is more powerful than math, and that yelling into a phone can, in fact, move markets.His ghost-written motivational quotes fuel 90% of our marketing.

Allen Stanford

The forgotten prince of Ponzi.Overshadowed by bigger scammers, but no less ambitious.He once ran his own fake bank. A whole bank! Legend.His blueprint for building illusionary empires has inspired much of our backend architecture(don’t ask how it works — it doesn’t).

Satoshi Nakamoto

No one knows who he is.No one knows where he went.But somehow, he got the entire world to buy into magical internet money backed by belief.He didn’t promise returns.He didn’t promise a product.He just said, “This solves the double-spend problem,” dropped a whitepaper, vanished… and let the cult do the rest.